

Plot Summary
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Full Cast & Characters

Len Cariou
Norm Archer

Ken Takemoto
Sensei

Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs

Don McManus
Dennis McCormick

Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim

Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer

Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef

Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus

Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Director & Crew
Tom Kuntz
Director
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It has an IMDb rating of 6.1/10 based on 253 votes.
Who directed The Onion Movie?
The Onion Movie was directed by Tom Kuntz and released in 2008.
How long is The Onion Movie?
The Onion Movie has a runtime of 1 hours and 30 minutes.
Movie Details
- Release Date
- 2008-05-31
- Status
- Released





