

Pretty Dead Things (2006)
Death Never Looked This Good
Plot Summary
Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.
Full Cast & Characters

Patrick Pitu
Denver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy

William DeCoff
John Welles

Danielle Lozeau
Jennifer Bond

Ashley Eaton
Shelby St. Exxmin

Ross Kelly
Rex Van Horn

Alexandra Johnson
Female Stripper

Salvatore Marchese
Mayor Bowden

Jason Witter
Shane Starkweather

Jennifer Scharf
Keller

Donald Foley
Moe Blu

Robert Jude Buco
Club Hell Janitor

Heather Cooney
Cheery Jogger
Director & Crew
Richard Griffin
Director
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It has an IMDb rating of 3.5/10 based on 2 votes.
Who directed Pretty Dead Things?
Pretty Dead Things was directed by Richard Griffin and released in 2006.
How long is Pretty Dead Things?
Pretty Dead Things has a runtime of 1 hours and 30 minutes.
Movie Details
- Release Date
- 2006-10-26
- Budget
- $0.0M
- Status
- Released