

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
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Plot Summary
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
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Director & Crew
Mary Bronstein
Director
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It has a TMDB rating of 6.3/10 based on 443 votes.
Who directed If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was directed by Mary Bronstein and released in 2025.
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You has a runtime of 1 hours and 53 minutes.
Movie Details
- Release Date
- 2025-10-10
- Budget
- $1.5M
- Box Office
- $1.7M
- Status
- Released
















